From: James Callaghan Sent: April 22, 2018 2:25 AM To: darwin@atheists.net Subject: Pastafarianism Dear Atheist Messiah, I have recently encountered your website if-jesus-returns-kill-him-again.com. While I and many accomplices of mine wholeheartedly support and agree with your campaign, we have but one question; Why not Pastafarianism? Pastafarianism is by far the worst religion ever created by mankind, and is only supported by dumb niggers who do nothing but steal precious crop and livestock from us hard working farmers, and equally retarded round-earthers. We think that bringing upon the downfall of Pastafarianism by creating a website to spread our message will be much more impactful and efficient than targeting Christianity. I propose to you, Mr. Messiah, my three-step solution to end Pastafarianism. 1. Gather supporters First, we need a website. I have been envisioning end-pastafarianism.com, or perhaps something along the lines of if-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-returns-kill-him-again.com. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is, of course, the ideological "mascot" if you will, of Pastafarianism, similar to Jesus with Christianity or Buddha with Buddhism. We can use our website to advertise our campaign against Pastafarianism and even produce merchandise to sell there, with free shipping to the Netherlands and New Zealand (the two countries in which Pastafarianism is legally recognised as a real religion.) Once our campaign gathers enough supporters, we shall move on to step 2 of the plan. 2. Anger the opposition We shall take to the streets in fits of protest. All who know of us shall fear the day that their own town is invaded by the Anti-Pastafarianists. As a newly formed anti-religion, we shall plot and precisely execute our own protests against the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all who worship him/her. By doing this, we can continue to spread our campaign to new supporters, while simultaneously encouraging existing Pastafarianists to retire their ungrounded and baseless faith. 3. You reap the rewards! By this point in the plan, Anti-Pastafarianism will have gone global. There will be little to no Pastafarianists left, and those who are left will be steadily and rapidly declining in population. Meanwhile you, Mr. Messiah, will reap the rewards with utter joy; Merchandise sales, international fame - what more could you want, Mr. Messiah? I hope that you and I can come to an agreement on my three-step plan that I have proposed today. I see a bright future between us, Mr. Messiah, and I look forward to working with you in the future. Veni, vidi, vici, James Callaghan